Sleepy is a god

Sleepy is a god among men and weŕe all fools for not recognizing that sooner. Sleepy came to this Earth to free us from our sins and His holy peen shall squirt his spiritual muk all over the sinners who refuse to abide by the commandments. As told in the Bi(sexual)ble, Sleepy shall penetrate the antichrist know as TheFireySloth with His holy peen of righteousness and take His children into the Heavens of GLAAD. Then Sleepy shall recreate the Earth in his image once again and dispose all the sin of the world. Sleepy would then grant His children true immortality as long as He can spiritually play their skin flute.

I sexually Identify as a ravioli DRAGON. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over Oakland pounding disgusting Unovafans. People say to me that a person being a DRAGON is Impossible and I’m f*ing Sleepy but I don’t care, I’m a f*ing badass. I’m having a plastic surgeon install fanfic generators, complaint generators and bulls*** generators on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “TFS” and respect my right to meme from above and meme needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a memephobe and need to check your SunFAQs privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.